Don't Call Me Sweet

Marsoni

M251S

$99.00

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Don't Call Me SweetEveryone thinks that little monsters are cute and cuddly, but this monster's grumpy and grouchy. Honest! He does REAL monster stuff, like stomping around and eating squishy, squelchy food like bug eye stew. He's brave, too he's not scared of anything. Not even big, hairy ogres. Wait, is that a big, hairy ogre? Help!

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Reviewed in the United States on March 7, 2026