Unisex Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares Sweatshirt

Unisex Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares Sweatshirt

Marsoni

M251S

$48.00

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Unisex Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares SweatshirtSteeped in a 1980s horror sci fi aesthetic, this despair filled shirt says what we're all really thinking. If you're a pessimist with an appreciation for absurd humor, neon and outrun vibes this funny retro shirt is a must have. Shut down "how are you" and other small talk and call our stupid reality like you see it. We might not be able to escape the anxiety of our modern dystopia, but at least we can have a laugh at the hellscape's expense. Shirt

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Fun to read aloud, old-school, easy read by Diane DeGroat about classroom friendships, honesty, kindness, and fixing mistakes. K-2nd grade will enjoy. So many of today’s children’s books lack depth, depend on dumb fart/poop jokes, are tied to tv shows/movies, or overfocus on moralizing and turning kids into little adults. Read for fun with your kids as often as you can! Check out children’s authors/illustrators from the 80’s and 90’s!

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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2026

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erin jenkins

Fort Morgan, US

★★★★★ 5

Entertaining and teaching book

Format: Paperback

I got this for Valentine’s Day for my 7 year-old grandson. I thought he’d enjoy the book as the title is funny, not “mushy.” He enjoyed reading the book to me, and I was pleasantly surprised to find a lesson on being kind.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 12, 2024